celticpyro:

That quote from John Mulaney that’s like “I’m gonna be big and strong someday” but he’s 35. That’s me. That’s me every damn day.

swarovskia:

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

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the haunted house is an essential setting for feminist horror because the home is a fundamentally unsafe space for women

tooiconic:

szuddenly:

you think you want me to shut up? i have to listen to myself even when im not talking

wow this is a fucking mood

boootyfriedrice:

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New York for beginners

yeahiwasintheshit:
“ mistydawnsizemore:
“Even Jesus won’t be spared.
”
no messiah nipples
”

yeahiwasintheshit:

mistydawnsizemore:

Even Jesus won’t be spared.

no messiah nipples

hashtagdion:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

likeful:

epicghostdragon:

likeful:

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

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Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

Am I hallucinating? Can anyone else see this post?